I recently hit 3k which is a lot more than I could hope for since I deleted my blog at the beginning of the year and came back like the bitch i am because I am a sucker for this site. I want to thank every single person who follows me because I am just literal shit I don’t know why you guys do it but still thank you! Much love to you all.
I’d like to make some special mentions before going to my list!
Julia, @redmikey. Julia you are literally my first muke buddy I can’t believe we bonded over Muke and that now you had dragged me to kpop hell as well. I love you so much, and you know I will always be here for you.
Katie, @longwaylucas. MY QUEEN OF MEMES WHAT THE HELL. I am the worst texter AND YOU ALWAYS COMPLAIN TO ME ABOUT IT. I am so glad I got to speak to you again because we’ve been friends for around a year what the fuck????? I love you so much, you’ve always been there for me and I hope one I can meet you oh my god.
Noah, @lukeinspace. Bithc ahwt the fkcu!!!??? I never knew we would hit it off so fucking good? Like what the hell??? Honestly I can always show you my wildest fantasies and our art teacher!ashton is like the best fucking thing in the world what the fuck what the fuck, I know i don’t say this much but i love a lot what the hellllllll, otp: you complete mess!!!
Lisa, @beardylukee. I am the worst texter ever but you always say such nice to me and worry so much and I really like talking to you, thanks for always worrying for me, you know I love you and I consider you my friend.
Jess, @teenrockgods. Jess! I only got your phone recently and I haven’t speak to you in a while, I am so sorry! But you’ve always been so nice to me and I still hae that screenshot of when you followed me back for the first time (i’m so lame haha). ANd that convo we had about Muke, it had me feeling so sad, oh god. I will try to text you more (if it doesn’t annoy you of course.)
Jackie, @zaynmralik. My love. My wife. My daughter. The loml. I love you so much can you fucking believe we’ve been friends for like 8 years wthaf hefkcuc??? I hope you’re doing good, I know I haven’t talked to you in a while but you know I love you and haven’t forget at all about you.
Aden, @thiccmike. LISTEN I was going to leave this shit blank as payback BUT I am one good ass hoe so I will just say that I know we don’t talk much anymore but I always crack with your snapchat stories and you’re still my mitam buddy what the heck bYE
Nicki, @lashtonirmings. Okay what the heck! We only spoke one over narry but it was a journey oh my god, You are one of the sweetest and best people I know, I wish I was less coward and could text you again lmao
Michael, @calumsboyfriend @despret, oh god we only spoke like for two days over gays on space and haikyuu lmao and that was months ago fuck but you are literal the cutest angel i love you i am glad you exist
Alexia, @lasshton. Oh no, we used to speak so much before what the hell happened to us (sad music playing in the bg) anyways i still crack at your snapchat history and i wish we could text again what the heck
Ava, @invisibels. lmao why am i doing this with you we are literal twins, both aries, intps and something else i forgot lmao anyways thanks love you i sound so desperate and lame sigh
Rey, @pilotmikey. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don’t know but !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really like you!!!!!!!!!!! Date me!!!!!!! You¿re so beauitufl!!!!!! I don’t know how to spell!!!!!!!! Sorry!!!!!!!
Kaye, @ifyoudcntknow. You changed your blog so much but I still remember you and you are so cute and you went back to the url i met you with what the!!!!!
Avannah, @veinmichael. you always killed me with your fwb!calum I wanna do it again let’s do thissssss, i love you what the hell who said that bye
Carly, @mikeykink. you’re pretty much the reason why i cry because your fics fucking kill me sorry for cursing but it’s true
Joshie, @lukemichael. This is lmae i am lame but i love you you are one of my fave people and muke stan and i really love your blog and i wish i had the guts to talk to you more oh god
and special mention to the #alientrashpack, ya’ll are so rad sorry i haven’t asked to be added back i’m kind of a loser lmao, #muke enthusiasts, i know i leave a lot and i know i always come back with daddy dildo smut but i love you you’re all dope af, #squad18sos, it was ind of like the second network i joined and i realy like you guys like a lot, #intenet trash network, i dissappeared from there but you all are so rad really i swear and to my very first network what the heck #trashsosnetwork which have been through a lot and we kinda died but !!!!!!!
and these suckers too you’re the reaso i’m here so fucking love to all of you bitches @5sos-official
So now with the list and shit which is a fucking lot because i follow like 1k blogs so bear with me.
i’m sure i missed A TON but know that every single blog i followed was for a reason! you all guys are so rad and beautiful and to my followers, thank you so much really, when i got this blog deleted at the beginning of the year i never thought i would gain these many followers so quickly so thank you a lot i love you all :’)
(thank you to leah for making me this cute graphic :))
firstly, thank you guys so much for getting me to 1.5k! i appreciate it so much!!! you all mean a ton to me <333.
also, i deeply apologize for not being as active as i used to. the only social media that i’ve been active on 24/7 is my spam account on istagram :/. hopefully during my summer break i’ll be back w a bang.
I had to remake this bc none of the links worked but
Holy shitballs I reached 5K! Thank you guys so much for following, liking, and reblogging my posts, it really means a lot to me! I never thought I would get this many followers but here I am now, wow. I would make this note longer but I’m deadass tired right now. Just know that I love you and the boys a lot and I appreciate every single one of you! Much love xx
I just fucking hit 9k!!!! holy shit!!! you guys are so fucking amazing, I literally did my last follow forever like a month or two ago? how do I gain followers so fast?? why do so many cool people follow me??? tbh this is such a trash blog, like I’m honestly surprised that I have even have any followers at all. I seriously love you guys so fucking much, each and every single one of you! 9k bbies!!!!! I’m so happy!!! when I first made this tumblr, it was just a little over a year ago and I remember freaking the fuck out when I finally got 10 followers… like holy shit… this blog has come a really long way. and I couldn’t have done any of this without all of you amazing bbies obviously, I love you all so much!! if you ever need to talk to me I’m here for you, please don’t ever hesitate to talk to me! I genuinely care about you and love talking to you 💕💘
Hey everybody!! Yesterday i reached a big mile stone for this blog of 10k follower and i just want to say thank you thank you thank you. When i first got into 5sos almost a year and a half ago i was quite lonely but this band and all of you on here have genuinely made me so happy. So yeah almost 6 years on tumblr and a handful of fandoms later here we are, and i don’t think i’ve ever been happier so thank you all again to everybody that follows me and all of my mutuals i love you so much.
♡ special mention for @fvesosfor being my best friend i don’t know what i’d do without you ♡
hello so i made this blog in november and i’ve followed a lot of people since so i decided to do a follow forever!! if i forgot anyone i’m really sorry and i still love u :~( also i didn’t bold/italicize bc ur all my faves and i have too many mutuals so it would take too long rip sorry alSO i follow 300+ people and i didnt want this to flood ur dash so i put a read more
anyways i wanted to make one for the longest time but my laptop charger was/still is broke and now i am doing this on my old, slow laptop bc i suck and also i changed my url and i thought this was a gr8 way to let y’all know. let’s get to it.
my best friends:
soph @drcpdead - listen u r actually the best person on this website and i am so lucky to have you. you’re there for me all the time and i never feel like i annoy you which is honestly the best quality to have in a friend. you are this sweet little peach but also sassy as hell and my heart gets all mushy when i think about how awesome you are. i can’t wait to meet you at slfl hershey and wear my “i’m only here for sophia” shirt (’: i love you
emma j @aliencal - you are the best wife ever and i am so glad that we decided to get married to calum together. we have so many of the same opinions about things and our hair almost matches. we are like the same person but i am a little nastier and it’s okay bc you never kinkshame me. oh and @/michael, you need to come have a sleep over at emma j’s house with me and her. she lives by aldi (;
amanda @calsshrink - honestly you’re such a great person and i don’t appreciate you enough. you mean a lot to me and you’re such a sweetheart to me i don’t deserve you. you’re like a little clementine and i feel the need to protect you. i love you lots amanda.
aden @bitchmalum - ADEN we have such a wild friendship and you drive me insane but in a good way. i feel like you’re my own personal michael and you’re so important to me. since school started back up, we haven’t been able to talk much but that’s okay. ALSO fuck jerome bc u r a catch and he doesn’t appreciate you enough. i love love love lo ve lvoelvoe love you!!!
cass @cryngwolf- okay i love you so much and you’re so nice to me and i love how u r nasty but it’s so lowkey and also you’re like one of my favorite michael sluts and i could talk to you about feminism all day you’re the best and i just love talking to you in general
friends who i love but my thumb already hurts and i can’t type much more but i still thank jesus for you even if we barely talk:
guess who just hit 5k and is highkey unworthy of that number! this bitch!
i honestly can’t explain how happy this makes me. i started this blog in may of 2015 and though im not the most popular blog, i’ve made so many wonderful friends and have really gotten to express myself through my (smutty) writing. the writing community on this site is so kind and supportive, and it’s so nice to have people here that won’t judge me and are equally as thirsty as i am :) i’m just gonna leave it at that because i know that nobody actually reads this part lol. thank you again, and onto the main event (below the cut because it’s kinda long whoops)!!
this is it this is my follow forever..,., as i screech in agony because the follow forever i was working on got deleted due to my laptop shutting off i’d like to take the time to make a replacement
y’all it’s that time again where i get all gross n happy about having friends.
first off, thank you for 1k followers. It’s, to the people i’m going to mention, probably a really wimpy number but hey! i’m happy regardless.
also
like my last ff i’m only adding mutuals/people i consider my good friends because actual ff’s take fuckign ages and i jsut. so anyway let’s get rollin;
honorable mentions to people who i dont know enough/am too tired to yell at:
CAIAHcarpool, cockring, chlamydia, california roll, i fucking love you so much. i get so excited skyping you like every other day and u make me so fuckvfucjkfi h apyp y pg. you always listen to me and make me feel so loved and idk what it is but we hit it off so quick. you’re so selfless and generous ):. it makes me feel insanly bad i could never be as good as a person as you are. never stop being you caiah. you’re so wonderful i am absolutely blessed to have a friend like you. i honestly can’t believe i’ve been blessed w the best baba of my entire life.
JOSIdon’t evene get me stardted on you you peieve of shit. josi :.) my grandpa, i haet u so fuckign mcuh. yourE THE WORST . the wors t of the wors toworts. wort. i hoenstly canr compleimtne u anymroe. u ruing m y life so fuckign much. jso what am i syaign i fuckign loev u so mcuh im goign to cry. ur the best.
MARImar u are the worst human being to ever walk this fuckigng planet. yourer a fugly biyotchand i can’t belueve im still fcjign frinds with u. u annoy the absolute shti out of me and it’s sych a shame i’m still attached to u. i hate how ur so fukgun nice to me. i hate heo you alway socmpliemtn me. i hate how u always have my back ):<. oh my fuckign god i get so frustrated when u listen to me sing and call me babe. ihate that i lvoe u so much and i can’t beliegev i’m too nic to fuckign expose you.
ASHLYNu r the cutest pecan ever and i love u so much. don’t try me tho bc then i’ll be digging your fucking grave. that’s all.
MICH mich ))): my gf who lives across the fucking seas from me )): it’s so fucking haRD TO COMMUNICATE BUT I LOVE OUR INTERACTIONS. you’re so kind and supportive, so understanding and optimistic…i love it. i love it so much and i love you. thank you so much for sticking w me even though we don’t talk nearly as much as we used to xx.
REGGIEreggie we are two of the most unfunny people who think what we say is funny as hell. i love it. i can’t believe we met mourning over disconnected being taken off the set list. tragic. you’ve been a great friend for the entirety of our four month friendship. i don’t think i’ve ever gotten mad at u?? which honestl y is a surprise seeinf as we roast each other way too much?? anyway reg, i love u and ur amazing. stay beautiful beybeh
EMMA-JANEemma we’ve only been talking for like … two days? ?? but we’ve established that you are indeed, my true mother :.). emma you’re honestly so funny and you make me laugh until my stomach fucking aches n i hate u 4 that :/. although you believe michael is a bottom in malum (crazy ya’ll right???) i still am somewhat able to push that aside and realize that i am absolutely in love with the concept of calum being an alien. than k
CHLOE chloe where do i fucking start. omg. chloe you are one of the most supportive and kind hearted people i know. you have absolutely no problem standing up to some sick bastards on this site and i envy your ability to do so. you not only make these problems known, but educate others and why the whatever said situation is wrong. that’s fucking incredible. not only that but you often turn it into some kind of something of a sardonic thing i love it. not only that but you’rE FUCKIGN HILARIOSU I LVOE YOUR HUMOR SO MUCH IT MAKES ME FUCKIGND DIE UHEISVUSAKOPKV[E/. we often talk while im getting ready for school in the morning and i lov it. talking to you gets me up and somewhat excited for the day. so thank u chloe. thank you for your positiveness, your woke-ness, and most importantly, staying genuine. i love you so much.
JESSAbitch ): talk to me againnnn. i lov u )): ur visuals distroy me tho n that sorta pisses me off but ur selfies save me :-). p.s. i have more photos u can use for visuals hmu
LUCYyou’re my fucking mitam buddy i lov u so much lucy. u were actually one of the last entries to our network and i didn’t even fully read it i just told reg to add u and thanK GOD. you’re so fucking funny i dont get it. half the times im laughing at you because i don’t understand what you mean but
¯\_(ツ)_/¯. you also listen to alot of the same artists as me??? fuck i love that?? that makes my boner so ?? hard?? ? i lov u so much lucy stay beautiful
HELENAi don’t even know much about you bro but we both have a kermit kink and i dig that. much lov
those are all the personal mentions im making and im like 1000000000000000000000000000000% positive i left some people out and im so fucking sorry for that but just to everyone whos reading this, mutual/follower or not:
I’m so proud of you for making it through 2k15. This year was really fucked for a lot of people. whether it be family problems, mental health, social injustice, unhealthy relationships, etc, I’m just so proud of every single one of you. I promise you things will get better soon, cross my heart. I am insanely blessed to be in such a loving community and if you ever, ever feel alone, or unloved, I am here. I am here and I am your friend. I love you all and hope for the absolute best in your futures.
