Aries: life is so great man but rn I want to punch you in the face Taurus: no I will not change my opinion so go away Gemini: I'm cooler than you so chill tf out Cancer: WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME Leo: you know who rocks? Me. You know who I hate? Me. Virgo: what is happening Libra: you want to be me I know it's okay you're not the only one Scorpio: go away. For real. Sagittarius: if you're not smart then don't talk to me Capricorn: okay but how do I take over mankind Aquarius: why are people so dumb can you just stop it Pisces: huh
Aries: deeply down romantic; don't take shit from anyone; care about everyone; can give you 1052626 compliments per day; can look very serious and scary; enthusiastic; always ready to help those in need; very protective sweethearts; can be whiny but hate when other people are; argumentative af; very honest Taurus: stubborn babes; they take care of new people; can be very social; impudents; argumentative af; when they know they are right they will fight till the end (the case is they always think they're right); can become easily very obssesed over sth; hard-working; consistent; mama squad; very chill Gemini: clever af; words game is very strong in this one; that kid in the class who makes jokes and everyone laughs (i mean EVERYONE even Capricorn); they could even make a funeral funny; very nice and open; great friends; more caring than you can imagine; good buddy to party; they will always listen to you; always ready to cheer you up; spontaneous Cancer: basically satan relatives; still cute tho; always get shit done; helpful; creative; when they are angry run fast or they will make you feel like shit in 3,2,1...; protective and caring of those who they call family; adorable laughs; you can see all of their emotions in their eyes; there is something really special about the way they look at you when they like you (and dissapointing if they don't); very intuitive Leo: creative babes; drama queen babes; hates to be ignored (who likes tho??); very fragile ego; likes to shine in front of people; this friend who always has something to say; can be an animal party but actually prefers to cuddle on the couch; dad jokes 24/h; the winner in the "loudest scream" contest; very protective; hollywood romance material Virgo: smartypants; great analysts; knows how to pass tests; worries too much!; you will always make it through babes trust me (chill a little bit); good advisers; can work alone but hate loneliness; beautiful hearts; just want to do things perfectly; judgy af; sherlock holmes descendants Libra: the one who talks to the new kid in the class; great listeners; charming aura; always finds a way to make people happy; even when this can break their own heart; so cute without trying; really smart; their smile is their best weapon (and they know how to use it); they can be very nerdy; hide their negative feelings and tend to be passive-agressive; but when they had enough they will disappear from your life and you won't get them back Scorpio: actually really kind; the owners of the cutest smiles ever; very passionate about their hobbies and will talk about them also very passionately so be nice and don't make fun of them; fragile egos; just wants to be loved; nerds; are not afraid to talk about hard topics; the aura of inaccessibility and mystery; very loyal; it's really hard to make them cry (especially in public); tend to "test" people before trusting them (so much trust issues) Sagittarius: always talk to you first; sometimes can be a really insensitive jerk; loves to make fun of you; optimistic till the end; confident; easily make friends with other people; also forgives too easily; is that one friend who you lost from your sight at the party basically 5 minutes after entering; can talk about every crazy stuff; can do every crazy stuff; will call you out on your bullshit (even in front of everyone) Capricorn: the best example of "don't judge book by its cover"; sarcasm is their second name; goofy character hidden in serious face expression; the biggest procrastinator on the world; their determination is the best thing ever; obsessed with their fav tv shows more than they are ready to admit; mature; wants to be recognized by society for their hard work; like having power; loves to chill (but can't chill); best huggers Aquarius: curious; enjoy talking with people (and vice versa); fair; love debates; asks about everything; calm; ambitious; helpful; probably the cool kid in highschool(and anywhere else too); kind (even when they have bad day); you just really want to see them smiling cause their smiles are so refreshing! Pisces: naturally funny; crazy; always does stupid shit but somehow survive???; sensitive and cries on movies; good friend; witty (for real they are the smart ones!); snarky; can be a satan but choose not to be; sneaky (seriously they get what they want so easily); helpful ; kind
