japanmikey:

I recently hit 3k which is a lot more than I could hope for since I deleted my blog at the beginning of the year and came back like the bitch i am because I am a sucker for this site. I want to thank every single person who follows me because I am just literal shit I don’t know why you guys do it but still thank you! Much love to you all. 

I’d like to make some special mentions before going to my list!

Julia, @redmikey. Julia you are literally my first muke buddy I can’t believe we bonded over Muke and that now you had dragged me to kpop hell as well. I love you so much, and you know I will always be here for you.

Katie, @longwaylucas. MY QUEEN OF MEMES WHAT THE HELL.  I am the worst texter AND YOU ALWAYS COMPLAIN TO ME ABOUT IT. I am so glad I got to speak to you again because we’ve been friends for around a year what the fuck????? I love you so much, you’ve always been there for me and I hope one I can meet you oh my god.

Noah, @lukeinspace. Bithc ahwt the fkcu!!!??? I never knew we would hit it off so fucking good? Like what the hell??? Honestly I can always show you my wildest fantasies and our art teacher!ashton is like the best fucking thing in the world what the fuck what the fuck, I know i don’t say this much but i love a lot what the hellllllll, otp: you complete mess!!!

Lisa, @beardylukee. I am the worst texter ever but you always say such nice to me and worry so much and I really like talking to you, thanks for always worrying for me, you know I love you and I consider you my friend.

Jess, @teenrockgods. Jess! I only got your phone recently and I haven’t speak to you in a while, I am so sorry! But you’ve always been so nice to me and I still hae that screenshot of when you followed me back for the first time (i’m so lame haha). ANd that convo we had about Muke, it had me feeling so sad, oh god. I will try to text you more (if it doesn’t annoy you of course.)

Jackie, @zaynmralik. My love. My wife. My daughter. The loml. I love you so much can you fucking believe we’ve been friends for like 8 years wthaf hefkcuc??? I hope you’re doing good, I know I haven’t talked to you in a while but you know I love you and haven’t forget at all about you.

Aden, @thiccmike. LISTEN I was going to leave this shit blank as payback BUT I am one good ass hoe so I will just say that I know we don’t talk much anymore but I always crack with your snapchat stories and you’re still my mitam buddy what the heck bYE

Nicki, @lashtonirmings. Okay what the heck! We only spoke one over narry but it was a journey oh my god, You are one of the sweetest and best people I know, I wish I was less coward and could text you again lmao 

Michael, @calumsboyfriend @despret, oh god we only spoke like for two days over gays on space and haikyuu lmao and that was months ago fuck but you are literal the cutest angel i love you i am glad you exist 

Alexia, @lasshton. Oh no, we used to speak so much before what the hell happened to us (sad music playing in the bg) anyways i still crack at your snapchat history and i wish we could text again what the heck 

Ava, @invisibels. lmao why am i doing this with you we are literal twins, both aries, intps and something else i forgot lmao anyways  thanks love you i sound so desperate and lame sigh

Rey, @pilotmikey. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don’t know but !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really like you!!!!!!!!!!! Date me!!!!!!! You¿re so beauitufl!!!!!! I don’t know how to spell!!!!!!!! Sorry!!!!!!!

Kaye, @ifyoudcntknow. You changed your blog so much but I still remember you and you are so cute and you went back to the url i met you with what the!!!!! 

Avannah, @veinmichael. you always killed me with your fwb!calum I wanna do it again let’s do thissssss, i love you what the hell who said that bye

Carly, @mikeykink. you’re pretty much the reason why i cry because your fics fucking kill me sorry for cursing but it’s true 

Joshie, @lukemichael. This is lmae i am lame but i love you you are one of my fave people and muke stan and i really love your blog and i wish i had the guts to talk to you more oh god

and special mention to the #alientrashpack, ya’ll are so rad sorry i haven’t asked to be added back i’m kind of a loser lmao, #muke enthusiasts, i know i leave a lot and i know i always come back with daddy dildo smut but i love you you’re all dope af, #squad18sos, it was ind of like the second network i joined and i realy like you guys like a lot, #intenet trash network, i dissappeared from there but you all are so rad really i swear and to my very first network what the heck #trashsosnetwork which have been through a lot and we kinda died but !!!!!!!

and these suckers too you’re the reaso i’m here so fucking love to all of you bitches @5sos-official

So now with the list and shit which is a fucking lot because i follow like 1k blogs so bear with me.

# - c

@1-800-long-dong // @16lukes // @2013ashton // @2k15luke // @2k16cth // @4amluke // @5soskillme // @5sosnsfw // @5soz // @6ftcalum // @6ftcal // @6sos // @90sglow // @agendercal // @alreadymissings // @anarchyaustralia // @angelpunks // @antisocialhood // @antivevo // @apluke // @ashthetically // @ashtoniwir // @asickburnout // @aumichael // @avpor // @baliluke // @beallamy // @bitoflondonsky // @blessedirwin // @broadassluke // @calours // @calscult // @calumfood // @calumhemmings // @calumhoodes // @calumofficials // @calumsboyfriend // @calumsgfg // @calumsnutsack // @calumsveins // @cashtonkinks // @cashtontrash // @castawayoffical // @catchfireacoustic // @celmmings // @clemmogram // @cliffovans // @cliffyluke // @complicashton // @crgbaby

d - i

@dadult // @dadvibe // @dammitbands // @damnlucas // @damnthesebands // @deadassluke // @dipbrows // @dontstop168times // @exposemalum // @fairymoth // @fightlashton // @filipinavevo // @fingertipskiss // @flathairluke // @fletcherirwin // @floralmikey // @fuxkashton // @fvesos // @gayluek // @ghibliclifford // @girlstalkcalum // @gladsyoucame // @gotbadbrains // @handsomemichael // @hemmocat // @hemmocrat // @hemmoful // @hemmosbitch // @heyirwins // @hippical // @honestyhood // @hoodzer // @hqashton // @idiotmuke // @ifsyoudontknow // @ifyoudontkno // @ilovemalum // @irweicake // @irwen // @itlukey // @itmikey // @its-a-cow-luek // @itscashton // @itsfivesos // @itsmashton // @itsmymicrowave

j - m

@japanmikey2k16 // @japanmaikeru // @jbhclemmings // @jetblckhearts // @jetblackloves // @lankydoodles // @lashtuns // @lazycuntmichael // @legomuke // @leighood // @lhemmings // @lhemoans // @lipringsandsnapbacks // @liprlng // @lovelyvivii // @luekhemmings // @lueks // @luke5sos // @lukeau // @lukecheerios // @lukehemmnings // @lukeinism // @lukenut // @lukerawme // @lukesphatass // @luketivist // @lukevapes // @lukey // @lukeybee // @malumbros // @malumixtape // @malumrecords // @malumshit // @malumsho // @maoriprincecth // @mashlum // @mewk // @mgcstan // @michaeclifford // @michael5sos // @michaelcliffords // @michaelclifforfd // @michaelsnapchat // @michaelgordonoffical // @michaelhateblog // @micool5sos // @mikeyporn // @mikeyreject // @mikeysenpapi // @mooncalum // @mukebby // @mukefics // @mukehug // @mukejpg // @mukememes // @mukemain // @mukenope // @mukepng // @mukes // @muketastic // @muketrash 

n - q

@nerdluke // @newsbrokenscene // @notcashton // @nudesquad // @nycmuke // @oceaneyeslukey // @officialcalum // @officialmichaels // @ohanamuke // @ohcalum // @ohemmoh // @okbutluke // @okbutwhereismichael // @onelastditch // @orgasmmuke // @outerspaceeluke // @outerspacemalum // @outerspaecluke // @outersqaces // @outofmylimits // @pale-mikey // @pansexucalum // @paper-storm // @pastelblackmikey // @pastelmikey // @pastelpinkmikey // @peachoffical // @peachyemo // @perfectaims // @permntvacations // @petalmikey // @pfftclifford // @pinkpunkmikey // @pizzacal// @plaidftluke // @plantlucas // @platinumuke // @polaroidcal // @popunkash // @pornhubhood // @powerglrls // @prefectlie // @prettygemini // @princeluek // @psychemmo // @pubertygamestrong // @punkrocks // @punksos // @puppydogmalum // @qmalum // @queenmichaels 

r - t

@raspylucas // @rich-homie-calum // @roarmichael // @rocketcalum // @roughmichael // @rusticalum // @sadaboutmuke // @scoobydoobyluke // @sexycliffconda // @sgfgluke // @sheiskindahot // @shitmike // @shybabyluke // @silentcalum // @sincerelymgc // @sleepymtv // @sleepyvevos // @smhmichael // @smells-like-applejuice-and-peach // @smolclifford // @smolibra // @snugglecal // @softlukes // @softmgc // @solarlucas // @solostinthestereo // @spaghettiluek // @spasceprincess // @squishylucas // @starbuckscal // @stardustmichael // @starwarsmichael // @storyofanotherus // @stripperluke // @sunshinemikeyc // @supremomichael // @tacoboats // @tastemichael // @teenagedqueen // @teenwolfcalum // @thebadpostureband // @thecalumgirl // @thecalums // @thiccassluke // @tinylucas // @tiredboycal // @toastsocks // @tokyoluke // @tokyomuke // @toomuke //  @twinkcal

u - y

@ufocaluhm // @ughclifford // @ughood // @ummashton // @untitledhood // @urbalum // @vaporcake // @vaporcths // @vaporofficial // @veapor // @vesselclifford // @vevo5sos // @vipcalum // @virgomtv // @virgomp3 // @vodkaclifford // @wastedgf // @wastethemuke // @whereversyouare // @whyashton // @wificalum // @wildmgc // @witchmikey // @yelyahash // @yolucifer // @youngodluke

+blogroll

i’m sure i missed A TON but know that every single blog i followed was for a reason! you all guys are so rad and beautiful and to my followers, thank you so much really, when i got this blog deleted at the beginning of the year i never thought i would gain these many followers so quickly so thank you a lot i love you all :’)