yey it’s ff time 

(thank you to leah for making me this cute graphic :))

firstly, thank you guys so much for getting me to 1.5k! i appreciate it so much!!! you all mean a ton to me <333. 

also, i deeply apologize for not being as active as i used to. the only social media that i’ve been active on 24/7 is my spam account on istagram :/. hopefully during my summer break i’ll be back w a bang.

i rly suck at ff, and im apologizing now for any folks i forget. it aint personal

honorable mentions (which means we don’t talk a lot or anymore but ily! hmu!!!):

sedona, georgia, cass, leah, molly, meghan, may, allie, gen, hillary , jenny, jordan, naissa, rey, matt, mich, avannah, jessa, helena, beth, emma (i miss u loads), chloe, anika

emma jane, mari, & carmen  i forgot ur urls and im too lazy to find it sry ily

k so:

mak: bitchhhhh, rmr when all we did was talk shit and complain on imessage? i miss that bro omg. now all we do is observe each others snapchat stories and complain on there. in all seriousness i miss you loads, pls talk to me during the summer i love you mak. 

caiah: caiah ur my rock, i love you so fuckign ghn much bro. you’re always, always, there for me and i appreciate that so dearly. i cant believe we’ve only known each other for 7 months bro. in that time, i’ve flashed you like three times, have cried to you, gotten you to use your calculator on facetime so i could do my homework, let me roast your dad, etc. you’ve become one of the closest figures in my life. pls come to oregon caiah, the world will thank you. i love u carfax

josi: o josi ): i love you so much broski. i’m sorry i never put aside time to see you in april. i was in a rough place, plus i was busy as hell and i regret it already )))):. your blog had gotten so freaky since i’ve been absent on tumblr and now i’m back n im slighty disturbed. what happened to the shred of innocence you had jfc im… anyway ur my grampie and im sry to pull a papaw and not be there 4 u socially :////. i lov u so much my friend. (can we pls make a rise out of kermit the frog?? he doesn’t get the recognition he deserves in my opinion.)

reggie: so….i miss the hell out of you man. we used to be so close, and i totally blame myself for losing the close relationship we had. I do hope we regain our close friendship this summer, my friend. <3

lauren: jar jar is real and he sucked my dick at krogers. if that, along w the insane gif collection you have doesn’t describe you. idk what does :/ lauren ur honestly one of the funniest people i know. i know we dont really talk, but i feel this mutual respect between the both of us and i love it bro. u meme a lot to me and i hope we get closer over the summer b. 

amanda: oh my god amanda, our last messages is u not responding to me after i complainted about stale muffins. i hate u grdhuvixuivx. no rly, you’re one of the kindest souls i know and u even following mme is such a mystery bc im the biggest piece of shit out there :-/. also stop compliemtnign me whevener u reblgogg my selfieishfhudigv. delete. 

fucking iris: i don’t even know where to start. i hate u so fucking much, but then… i remind myself i love you?????????????????????????? yuck anyway iris we hardly talk, just judge each other on snapchat and im bitter that u don’t tag me in ur selfies. hopefully this summer we become closer because i’ve been digging your grave for months, justing waiting until we were close enough so i could roast you so fuckigng bad i get to put u 6ft under >:(

lennon: my lil cherub. my darling. my baby. i love u so much lennon. i swear we haven’t have a full conversation in almost two months, but you still mean a ton to me. i don’t know what my fascination with you is, maybe it’s because lennon is basically lemon idk, but i’m sry we fell out of the close friendship we had. i love you so much and like i’ve said to most people, hope we regain close friendship this summa.

lucy: bye 

ok so those r all the people off the top of my head and again im rly sry if i missed anyone who i obviously should’ve put in. 

as for my non-mutuals/followers u all meme so much 2 me even if i don’t follow u. to anyone still reading:

remember i love you, i hope you’re skin is clear and fridge is full. 



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