wow what a sick edit wow (^:

anyways i wanted to make one for the longest time but my laptop charger was/still is broke and now i am doing this on my old, slow laptop bc i suck and also i changed my url and i thought this was a gr8 way to let y’all know. let’s get to it.

my best friends:

soph @drcpdead - listen u r actually the best person on this website and i am so lucky to have you. you’re there for me all the time and i never feel like i annoy you which is honestly the best quality to have in a friend. you are this sweet little peach but also sassy as hell and my heart gets all mushy when i think about how awesome you are. i can’t wait to meet you at slfl hershey and wear my “i’m only here for sophia” shirt (’: i love you

emma j @aliencal - you are the best wife ever and i am so glad that we decided to get married to calum together. we have so many of the same opinions about things and our hair almost matches. we are like the same person but i am a little nastier and it’s okay bc you never kinkshame me. oh and @/michael, you need to come have a sleep over at emma j’s house with me and her. she lives by aldi (;

amanda @calsshrink - honestly you’re such a great person and i don’t appreciate you enough. you mean a lot to me and you’re such a sweetheart to me i don’t deserve you. you’re like a little clementine and i feel the need to protect you. i love you lots amanda.

aden @bitchmalum - ADEN we have such a wild friendship and you drive me insane but in a good way. i feel like you’re my own personal michael and you’re so important to me. since school started back up, we haven’t been able to talk much but that’s okay. ALSO fuck jerome bc u r a catch and he doesn’t appreciate you enough. i love love love lo ve lvoelvoe love you!!!

cass @cryngwolf - okay i love you so much and you’re so nice to me and i love how u r nasty but it’s so lowkey and also you’re like one of my favorite michael sluts and i could talk to you about feminism all day you’re the best and i just love talking to you in general

friends who i love but my thumb already hurts and i can’t type much more but i still thank jesus for you even if we barely talk:

@calumhoodes, @spaghettiluek, @ilovemalum, @fvesos, @okbutluke, @lukermichael,  @michaellovesboys, @5ssos, @micool5sos @shitmike,  @specialcal, @thehalcyonclub

squads i am in: ej vs the americans, white boy nut, LITERALLY DELETE ADEN, things in the fandom are fucked and i have a headache

we have the worst squad names but y’all rock and i cry i am so lucky to have y’all

People I Follow - faves are bolded (unless like one person is bolded then tumblr fucked up) (there’s a lot yikes @ myself

#-D

@1-800-long-dong // @2k13irwin // @2k13malum // @5sosjapan // @5sosmikey // @5sosmugshots // @5sospank // @5sostfln // @acciocliffords // @acuostics // @airguitars // @airplenes // @airplns // @alienoffical // @aliensmalum // @alltimegordon // @anakinsos // @anarchyaustralia // @angelbecky // @angelpunks // @antisocialhood // @antivevo // @artdecocalum // @ashton-irwin // @aushemmo // @babybeanhemmings // @babycalofficial // @bandlost // @bel-baby // @blondecalum // @blushangelic // @bubbleteababie // @calum5sos // @calumfood // @calumgirlie // @calumofficials // @calumsglrl // @calumslittleprincess // @calumsmaori // @calumsthot // @calunn // @cashtans // @cashtcnsos // @cashtonkinks // @cashtonroadtrip // @castaway-cxlum // @classifiedluke // @clifforo // @cliffovans // @colorcodedmikey // @crybabymotel // @cuddlingwithcalumhood // @cuntmichael // @cutiekoa // @dadmalum // @dafeedil // @dankpunks // @defcliff0rd 

F-M

@fackmgc // @fairylightsau // @featuringluke // @fibesos // @fightlashton // @floralmtv // @fluffycalum // @fratboyluke // @frostedflukes // @glttrhoe // @gonnamuke // @gothicalum // @heyirwins // @heymikeys // @hoodzer // @hotlinelashton // @hqashton // @idblowluke // @internetinfluencer // @kisshood // @lhemmings // @lhemoans // @limerenceloves // @lipringsandsnapbacks // @luke5sos // @lukebb // @lukehemmango // @lukeismylostboy // @lukelover // @lukerh2k15 // @lukesacoustic // @lukesapeach // @lukesbunnyfluff // @lukesclique // @lukespuffynipples // @lustic-alien // @malumixtape // @mareflares // @michaelbubleofficial // @michaelhateblog // @mikeykink // @morepunkrockthanlukehemmings // @mpregashton // @mtvkylo // @muketrash 

O-Z

@officialcalums // @ohemmoh // @organichxxd // @otpmalum // @pastybxtch // @queermikeyclifford // @rich-homie-calum // @rowysomalum // @royaleirwin // @rudegf // @saeftypin // @slutchire // @softhearts // @softspices // @stardustmichael // @storyofxnotherus // @sugardaddiecalum // @tastemichael // @tokyoluke // @toolucas // @topfairy // @trashsinging // @vaporcals // @virgomtv // @wastethenigth // @wickedtofu // @wive-sos // @wrapped-around-their-fingers // @yolucifer // @ziamzayne // @@zouisos

lastly the people that make me who i am today: @5sos-official @twentyonepilots @thisispvris 

thanks for following me and being chill i am sorry i don’t say it enough. i love you all.